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Every time I abroad, I find a lot of new insights. Most of them frivolous, rest more. But that's okay I practice. One insight is that I want a Mercedes. Not like you think. Though I would not mind it, even though it's a status symbol the Arabs. I guess that few understand what it is Mercedes ... and that is good. Because as I said a very silly idea, but it never stopped me. In the future I will write more about it. Another insight vw passat is something I learned just in the last days. It all started from that like every flight of my life, something bad has to happen. ever that bad things happen to me on flights and in airports. delays, failures, suspected fraud and what is not. This time a small suitcase with all that matters did not come. a little hard to blame them this time, especially that there were four metal cylinders that look like four missiles or not. Then begins vw passat the bureaucracy: you talk to a clerk to speak with anybody else and you fill out a form and another clerk comes back to you and asks you to find out on your own phone number in Switzerland where delayed suitcase. After you imagine yourself downloading it Nunzio 'line at the top you get him the number, and then he tells you he does not at all outgoing calls across vw passat the United States. His mother glass. Then a colleague taught me a trick against bureaucracy vw passat thought I'd share here. Trick "wise man". So Who is the wise man? Or! Great question, I asked a colleague the same question. As with any disaster bureaucratic, vw passat and our country does not lack such disasters: cable companies, Internet, municipal, government etc., always talk to someone to tell you "Sorry, currently you can not do anything" or "I understand you, but there it is right now" and more a wide range of sentences that could send him to hospitalization and arrest you. And here enters the trick. Just before you make a physical or verbal mistake, you throw him to the court: "Who is the wise man whom he should talk?" "For the wise man who can help me solve this problem?" For a moment it looks like the question of suicide, but the ego wins everything. The official Moloch wants to show that he is smart. Is the smartest! Suddenly this Hdf"r, who finished third grade at the age of 16 is the king of the world. 10 minutes later with a suitcase on the way to you an apology and a chair back in business. This fellow genius. So where good deeds enter. "Saturday we were in some club in Philadelphia. Armed beauty and sex appeal went tearing up the floor. Then you find out that there you are not alone. Which former Israeli left in favor of the dream to open a hummus vw passat place in some corner of the city took me in. After a short conversation, he suddenly pulls me Stefa of dollars and tells me to "take" Give me a break you get it will contribute to Israel (I forget whom, something Baba Sali style). I have no doubt that he had no intention I donate it, the whole show was for a blonde drunk behind. vw passat As you probably know me, you sure took the money myself. So you right. You really know me. But this time unusually decided that I really donate the money when I get to Israel. Schneider Children's hospital. Until next fool i. PS When you abroad to represent the country with dignity. You will be so-called ambassadors. If you have done something shameful or any other matter not, do not hesitate and say you're from Saudi Arabia. Or Kuwait. Something like ...
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Tel Aviv Tel Aviv is a major figure in your life. Is in his late twenties, vw passat boasts exact sights, laughed a lot about people and is always willing to offer his personal views. He loves to create funny situations \ crazy \ embarrassing then sit back and see how all this happens. He tends to be opportunistic and manipulative, a thorough understanding of human behavior and uses this to manipulate the situation vw passat to his advantage. Is competitive, and also answers the challenges peculiar to prove his worth. Is proud, too stubborn and always will be his word. Despite the dubious nature, there are numbers that it tends to be sensitive, loves his friends, want to be important to them and especially to make them laugh. View my complete profile